The Dictatorship of United States of America Murica Ball is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chuck Crate with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 3.637 billion United States of America Murica Ballians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bald Eagle City. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United States of America Murica Ballian economy, worth 427 trillion American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,582 American Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of America Murica Ball's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of America Murica Ball is ranked 169,724^th in the world and 243^rd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 61.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.